So I am in love with Kyle Kendrick. No lies. If he asked me to bang him right now I would say yes. If he asked me to take shots of vodka off of a cop car I would do it for the Big K. And here’s why….
Kyle has a nice ass

AS seen above. He’s almost sort of up there next to the bat.
His ERA is 3.83. That’s pretty damn good.
He has 9 wins and they only brought him up in June. Let’s see.. That’s the number of wins that Adam Eaton had until a couple of days ago and he’s been in the rotation all year.
He’s a sweet guy, I mean he hast to be, look at him.
